Comparisons

#1
Christians keep on about how Jesus fed the five thousand with five loaves and two fishes.

What about Hitler?

He made six million Jews toast!!!
 
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exmunkey

Guest
#3
sorry had to bite, my daily units are redlining

You total fucking prick, go have a wank to some snuff porn, Did that one just pop into your head or did you spend months trying to work out if it was funny or not

Ahhh that feel so much better now
 
#5
Christians keep on about how Jesus fed the five thousand with five loaves and two fishes.

What about Hitler?

He made six million Jews toast!!!

I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE A LOOK AT A FILM CALLED "AND THE VIOLINS STOPPED PLAYING".
IT IS ABOUT 500,000 EUROPEAN GYPSIES WHO WERE TAKEN TO VARIOUS CAMPS AND LOST THEIR LIVES.
THE FILM IS ABOUT 3 TEENAGE ESCAPERS FROM AUSCHWITZ WHO NOT ONLY WROTE THE BOOK UPON WHICH THE FILM IS MADE BUT THEY ALSO PLAY THEIR RESPECTIVE PARENTS IN THE FILM.
DON'T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY JEWS WERE KILLED BUT GAYS, COLOUREDS, COMMUNISTS BUT ALSO THE NAZIS CLEARED THE COUNTRY OF EVERYONE WHO WAS DISABLED, SENILE OR SUFFERING FROM CHILDHOOD DISABILITIES. THE FIGURE OF 45 million IS FAR MORE ACCURATE THAN 6 million
 
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exmunkey

Guest
#6
Is there a twat response thread I can join somewhere?
Hazards of just looking and replying to threads at the "last 50" and not where they came from originally
 
#7
If you go onto the SICK joke site, you will read sick jokes...... if you're not happy about this , don't open the sick jokes site...........cock
 
#8
Brilliant!
 
#9
Along with about 45 million other people, a fair chunk of them allied troops and blitz victims.
Don't be a prick.
Cock

sorry had to bite, my daily units are redlining

You total fucking prick, go have a wank to some snuff porn, Did that one just pop into your head or did you spend months trying to work out if it was funny or not

Ahhh that feel so much better now
Cock

I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE A LOOK AT A FILM CALLED "AND THE VIOLINS STOPPED PLAYING".
IT IS ABOUT 500,000 EUROPEAN GYPSIES WHO WERE TAKEN TO VARIOUS CAMPS AND LOST THEIR LIVES.
THE FILM IS ABOUT 3 TEENAGE ESCAPERS FROM AUSCHWITZ WHO NOT ONLY WROTE THE BOOK UPON WHICH THE FILM IS MADE BUT THEY ALSO PLAY THEIR RESPECTIVE PARENTS IN THE FILM.
DON'T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY JEWS WERE KILLED BUT GAYS, COLOUREDS, COMMUNISTS BUT ALSO THE NAZIS CLEARED THE COUNTRY OF EVERYONE WHO WAS DISABLED, SENILE OR SUFFERING FROM CHILDHOOD DISABILITIES. THE FIGURE OF 45 million IS FAR MORE ACCURATE THAN 6 million
Cock
 
#10
Christians keep on about how Jesus fed the five thousand with five loaves and two fishes.


What about Hitler?


He made forty five million Jews, Gays, Coloureds, Communists, Disabled's, Senileists and Spackers toast!!!

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
 
#12
Staying on thread.

What is the best defended place in Germany?

Belsen, there are 60 thousand jews dug in, in skeleton order.


Ah is that my cattle wagon?
 
#13
I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE A LOOK AT A FILM CALLED "AND THE VIOLINS STOPPED PLAYING".
IT IS ABOUT 500,000 EUROPEAN GYPSIES WHO WERE TAKEN TO VARIOUS CAMPS AND LOST THEIR LIVES.
THE FILM IS ABOUT 3 TEENAGE ESCAPERS FROM AUSCHWITZ WHO NOT ONLY WROTE THE BOOK UPON WHICH THE FILM IS MADE BUT THEY ALSO PLAY THEIR RESPECTIVE PARENTS IN THE FILM.
DON'T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY JEWS WERE KILLED BUT GAYS, COLOUREDS, COMMUNISTS BUT ALSO THE NAZIS CLEARED THE COUNTRY OF EVERYONE WHO WAS DISABLED, SENILE OR SUFFERING FROM CHILDHOOD DISABILITIES. THE FIGURE OF 45 million IS FAR MORE ACCURATE THAN 6 million
Coloureds ??

Now I am offended.
 
#14
"Thinks" Should I delete my original post as it is causing more debate and discussion than is normal on the SICK JOKES page!!!!
 
#15
I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE A LOOK AT A FILM CALLED "AND THE VIOLINS STOPPED PLAYING".
IT IS ABOUT 500,000 EUROPEAN GYPSIES WHO WERE TAKEN TO VARIOUS CAMPS AND LOST THEIR LIVES.
THE FILM IS ABOUT 3 TEENAGE ESCAPERS FROM AUSCHWITZ WHO NOT ONLY WROTE THE BOOK UPON WHICH THE FILM IS MADE BUT THEY ALSO PLAY THEIR RESPECTIVE PARENTS IN THE FILM.
DON'T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY JEWS WERE KILLED BUT GAYS, COLOUREDS, COMMUNISTS BUT ALSO THE NAZIS CLEARED THE COUNTRY OF EVERYONE WHO WAS DISABLED, SENILE OR SUFFERING FROM CHILDHOOD DISABILITIES. THE FIGURE OF 45 million IS FAR MORE ACCURATE THAN 6 million
I would suggest you take good look at your keyboard and check the CAPS-LOCK KEY. While you're at it you can try and find your sense of humour.
 
#16
I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE A LOOK AT A FILM CALLED "AND THE VIOLINS STOPPED PLAYING".
IT IS ABOUT 500,000 EUROPEAN GYPSIES WHO WERE TAKEN TO VARIOUS CAMPS AND LOST THEIR LIVES.
THE FILM IS ABOUT 3 TEENAGE ESCAPERS FROM AUSCHWITZ WHO NOT ONLY WROTE THE BOOK UPON WHICH THE FILM IS MADE BUT THEY ALSO PLAY THEIR RESPECTIVE PARENTS IN THE FILM.
DON'T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY JEWS WERE KILLED BUT GAYS, COLOUREDS, COMMUNISTS BUT ALSO THE NAZIS CLEARED THE COUNTRY OF EVERYONE WHO WAS DISABLED, SENILE OR SUFFERING FROM CHILDHOOD DISABILITIES. THE FIGURE OF 45 million IS FAR MORE ACCURATE THAN 6 million
LOUD NOISES!

Apart from the word 'million'. Any reason for that..?
 
#17
I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE A LOOK AT A FILM CALLED "AND THE VIOLINS STOPPED PLAYING".
IT IS ABOUT 500,000 EUROPEAN GYPSIES WHO WERE TAKEN TO VARIOUS CAMPS AND LOST THEIR LIVES.
THE FILM IS ABOUT 3 TEENAGE ESCAPERS FROM AUSCHWITZ WHO NOT ONLY WROTE THE BOOK UPON WHICH THE FILM IS MADE BUT THEY ALSO PLAY THEIR RESPECTIVE PARENTS IN THE FILM.
DON'T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY JEWS WERE KILLED BUT GAYS, COLOUREDS, COMMUNISTS BUT ALSO THE NAZIS CLEARED THE COUNTRY OF EVERYONE WHO WAS DISABLED, SENILE OR SUFFERING FROM CHILDHOOD DISABILITIES. THE FIGURE OF 45 million IS FAR MORE ACCURATE THAN 6 million
And the moral of the story? Don't put your coloureds in with the kikes.
 
#18
Lordy lordy, does the title 'sick jokes' not give you a clue? Or do you come here to indulge in faux empathy? One of you lot is Mr Blair, and will reveal himself by apologising for the holocaust, the original joke, and being a twat.
 
#19
Christians keep on about how Jesus fed the five thousand with five loaves and two fishes.

What about Hitler?

He made six million Jews toast!!!
Along with about 45 million other people, a fair chunk of them allied troops and blitz victims.
Don't be a prick.
Bernster,

I wish to fuck you'd have been a Jew in the early 1940s you precious wanker.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#20
I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE A LOOK AT A FILM CALLED "AND THE VIOLINS STOPPED PLAYING".
IT IS ABOUT 500,000 EUROPEAN GYPSIES WHO WERE TAKEN TO VARIOUS CAMPS AND LOST THEIR LIVES.
THE FILM IS ABOUT 3 TEENAGE ESCAPERS FROM AUSCHWITZ WHO NOT ONLY WROTE THE BOOK UPON WHICH THE FILM IS MADE BUT THEY ALSO PLAY THEIR RESPECTIVE PARENTS IN THE FILM.
DON'T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY JEWS WERE KILLED BUT GAYS, COLOUREDS, COMMUNISTS BUT ALSO THE NAZIS CLEARED THE COUNTRY OF EVERYONE WHO WAS DISABLED, SENILE OR SUFFERING FROM CHILDHOOD DISABILITIES. THE FIGURE OF 45 million IS FAR MORE ACCURATE THAN 6 million
Nobody likes Gyppo's.
 
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