Comparisons

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Aug 21, 2012.

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  1. Christians keep on about how Jesus fed the five thousand with five loaves and two fishes.

    What about Hitler?

    He made six million Jews toast!!!
     
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  2. Along with about 45 million other people, a fair chunk of them allied troops and blitz victims.
    Don't be a prick.
     
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  3. sorry had to bite, my daily units are redlining

    You total fucking prick, go have a wank to some snuff porn, Did that one just pop into your head or did you spend months trying to work out if it was funny or not

    Ahhh that feel so much better now
     
  4. Shocking headline "SICK JOKE FOUND IN SICK JOKE THREAD"
     
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  5. I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE A LOOK AT A FILM CALLED "AND THE VIOLINS STOPPED PLAYING".
    IT IS ABOUT 500,000 EUROPEAN GYPSIES WHO WERE TAKEN TO VARIOUS CAMPS AND LOST THEIR LIVES.
    THE FILM IS ABOUT 3 TEENAGE ESCAPERS FROM AUSCHWITZ WHO NOT ONLY WROTE THE BOOK UPON WHICH THE FILM IS MADE BUT THEY ALSO PLAY THEIR RESPECTIVE PARENTS IN THE FILM.
    DON'T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY JEWS WERE KILLED BUT GAYS, COLOUREDS, COMMUNISTS BUT ALSO THE NAZIS CLEARED THE COUNTRY OF EVERYONE WHO WAS DISABLED, SENILE OR SUFFERING FROM CHILDHOOD DISABILITIES. THE FIGURE OF 45 million IS FAR MORE ACCURATE THAN 6 million
     
  6. Is there a twat response thread I can join somewhere?
    Hazards of just looking and replying to threads at the "last 50" and not where they came from originally
     
  7. If you go onto the SICK joke site, you will read sick jokes...... if you're not happy about this , don't open the sick jokes site...........cock
     
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  8. Brilliant!
     
  9. Cock

    Cock

    Cock
     
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  10. Christians keep on about how Jesus fed the five thousand with five loaves and two fishes.


    What about Hitler?


    He made forty five million Jews, Gays, Coloureds, Communists, Disabled's, Senileists and Spackers toast!!!

    Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
     
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  11. You're right, original "joke" was far funnier :D


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  12. Staying on thread.

    What is the best defended place in Germany?

    Belsen, there are 60 thousand jews dug in, in skeleton order.


    Ah is that my cattle wagon?
     
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  13. Coloureds ??

    Now I am offended.
     
  14. "Thinks" Should I delete my original post as it is causing more debate and discussion than is normal on the SICK JOKES page!!!!
     
  15. I would suggest you take good look at your keyboard and check the CAPS-LOCK KEY. While you're at it you can try and find your sense of humour.
     
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