Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The reason the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines squabble among themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For example, take a simple phrase like, Secure the building.
    • The Army will put guards around the place.
    • The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
    • The Air Force will take out a 5-year lease with an option to buy.
    • The Marines will kill everybody inside and make it a command post.