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Common everyday groceries can be better than Viagra

#1
A couple of everyday items available from the fruit and veg departments of any supermarket , can when combined and simmered for twenty minuets have astonishing results in the treatment of erectile dysfunction.

The items costing a few pence have none of the side effects associated with Viagra, and the results are also said to be more immediate, longer lasting, and unaffected by a heavy meal or alcohol according to the BMA.
 
#2
A couple of everyday items available from the fruit and veg departments of any supermarket , can when combined and simmered for twenty minuets have astonishing results in the treatment of erectile dysfunction.

The items costing a few pence have none of the side effects associated with Viagra, and the results are also said to be more immediate, longer lasting, and unaffected by a heavy meal or alcohol according to the BMA.

Well,come on then,don't keep us in suspense! :omg:
 
#4
Two sticks of celery and a couple of cable-ties make a handy splint for those awkward times when Mr Floppy drops by unexpectedly...
 
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#7
A couple of everyday items available from the fruit and veg departments of any supermarket , can when combined and simmered for twenty minuets have astonishing results in the treatment of erectile dysfunction.
Sounds like a lot of cock to me.
 
#9
An ex used to love her veg but only cucumbers and they had to be from the fridge. She'd get the knife out to taper it then shove it where the sun doesn't shine right in front of me. I've often wondered if she was trying to tell me something? We used to have some right good romps.
 
#10
An ex used to love her veg but only cucumbers and they had to be from the fridge. She'd get the knife out to taper it then shove it where the sun doesn't shine right in front of me. I've often wondered if she was trying to tell me something? We used to have some right good romps.
That'd repeat on me something chronic.
 

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