Common Army Sayings

#1
"When the pin comes out the end, Mr grenade is not your friend"
Anyone else have any tidbits of rhyming wisdom from the forces?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#5
"When the pin comes out the end, Mr grenade is not your friend"
Anyone else have any tidbits of rhyming wisdom from the forces?
The one I will always remember is:

"USE THE FUCKING SEARCH FUNCTION"
 
#6
"When the pin comes out the end, Mr grenade is not your friend"
Anyone else have any tidbits of rhyming wisdom from the forces?
That's shit.

It doesn't rhyme.

The pin doesn't go in the end.

The pin can't come out it has to be pulled out.

There's a fly off lever retaining clip for extra safety.

The grenade can be a great friend when used properly.


Shite, shite, shite
 
#7
The one I will always remember is:"USE THE FUCKING SEARCH FUNCTION"
An interview without coffee for you tomorrow young man, Y fronts on back to front and be in my Office 5 minutes before five minutes before....oh and remember to bring the choccy biscuits (not soggy biscuits)
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
An interview without coffee for you tomorrow young man, Y fronts on back to front and be in my Office 5 minutes before five minutes before....oh and remember to bring the choccy biscuits (not soggy biscuits)
I like the young bit!
 
#11
That's shit.

It doesn't rhyme.

The pin doesn't go in the end.

The pin can't come out it has to be pulled out.

There's a fly off lever retaining clip for extra safety.

The grenade can be a great friend when used properly.


Shite, shite, shite
Oh go back to sleep.
 
#14
My favourite Army saying was "..don't finish inside me.. pull out and paint me face".

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It was only wrong because he was your Troop Sergeant in basics.
 
Z

Zarathustra

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#19
Drill is a pill, one that should be taken at least twice a day, not as a punishment but as a tonic to life.
 

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