Common Army Sayings

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CDT gruntfuttock, Dec 11, 2012.

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  1. "When the pin comes out the end, Mr grenade is not your friend"
    Anyone else have any tidbits of rhyming wisdom from the forces?
     
  2. It was a dark and stormy night, Belfast was not alright.
    Or summat.
     
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  3. "Nothing sends me apoplectic, like a kiwi spelling like a septic."
     
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  4. Shit, shower, shave, shine?
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    The one I will always remember is:

    "USE THE FUCKING SEARCH FUNCTION"
     
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  6. That's shit.

    It doesn't rhyme.

    The pin doesn't go in the end.

    The pin can't come out it has to be pulled out.

    There's a fly off lever retaining clip for extra safety.

    The grenade can be a great friend when used properly.


    Shite, shite, shite
     
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  7. An interview without coffee for you tomorrow young man, Y fronts on back to front and be in my Office 5 minutes before five minutes before....oh and remember to bring the choccy biscuits (not soggy biscuits)
     
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  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I like the young bit!
     
  9. It's my soap.

    My cock.

    I can wash it as fast as I want.
     
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  10. Sebcoe you re a cunt....that was a common saying in the Army in the 80's
     
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  11. Oh go back to sleep.
     
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    And not in a Jimmy Saville way!
     
  13. That was never a saying in the Army.
     
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  14. It was only wrong because he was your Troop Sergeant in basics.
     
  15. .
    Pssst ... Hey mate ... Your on stag.
     
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