Author Amongst The Mongs and other assorted tat that he wishes to sell to anybody who stands still long enough to hear his sales pitch
Steve, take a hint, take you sales pitch and shove it sideways up your prolapsed hoop, anybody who wishes to find a cheap source of firelighters can always browse the bargain bin in Waterstones or WH Smiths and find your books there.
Look them up on amazon.co.uk. I can't say any more than that as I'll get accused of plugging them. The reason I have kept mentioning them in the past is to discuss similar stories and issues that people have experienced. Unfortunately it has been a non starter. But c'est La Vie.
Sorry, not interested in your book, I'm sure it's a very nice book, but if the front dust cover isn't magnolia it wouldn't go on my bookcase so I won't buy it, but would love to read about your thrashing. Did it leave scars? Any chance of a re-enactment?