Hello chaps! Some of you may have noticed that a few users on Arrse refer to me as a cnut, now at first I simple brushed this off as light hearted banter. Surely the fellow in question must be mistaken as I've always believed I was a thoroughly decent, amiable & likeable chap! However, recent revelations have made me reflect, I am due to leave my current workplace soon & I've always made a point of chipping in on the leavers card/gift, even if I didn't know the person. But I've only one day left & I honestly believe I won't be getting anything! I'm also terrified no-one will turn up for my leaving drinks. My own team have even organised a day out today but 'forgot' to invite me. Even my one good friend at the company said he wasn't going on a company pish up today, tho yesterday he said he was leaving early & I have now worked that out he is- without me! All this horrid behaviour has made me wonder, could it be that I actually am a cnut? Maybe I've been deluded all these years & I'm really a huge cnut of colossal proportions? At first I was deeply hurt, but now I think I may be coming to terms with it. The fantastic thing is that I'm so blissfully unaware, I had genuinely started the job with good intentions & in the space of two years I've managed to unintentionally alienate everyone! That's rather good going in cnut terms. So now I'm beginning to accept that I may be a cnut, is there any way to become uncnuted? Should I be a cnut & proud? Are there any other cnuts out there who can give me advice? Yours cnutingly, ~D.C.