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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OldRedCap, Feb 13, 2009.

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  1. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Bet it tastes like p iss...
  2. This has got to be a joke! The p1ss taking bastewards
  3. I've been reading the comments left by times readers and particularly like this one

    "Cow urine must be from traditional cow and not from jersy cow. Auto-urine therapy is also very good in many cases.

    Ashvin Karia, Mumbai"

    Traditional cows you say? As oppose to Jade Goody perhaps? WTF is Auto-Urine therapy? Bless her I think she means Bombay.
  4. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Auto-urine therapy = drinking your own pee
  5. I think I'd lose a fair bit of weight if my diet included bottles of cow piss. I can see it now, the all the cakes you can eat diet, however you've got to drink a pint of cow piss with every one you scoff. Yup, even I would give up cakes with that kind of deal.
  6. Urine


    ask for it by name.....
  7. This is not just cow urine...... this is finest Jersey specially selected M&S cow urine.
  8. "Cow dung is traditionally used as...a disinfectant in villages".

    Yeah.........."Traditional belief" is old Norse for "load of w*nk" (or in this case, load of cowshit).
  9. Its supposed to be medicinal in conditions affecting spinal fluid and cord.
  10. Old hat Castlemine XXXX has been around for years