Coming soon: invasion of the marauding nymphomaniacs

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by billybongo, Jun 1, 2013.

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  1. 'Diarrhoea isn't sexy'

    Thanks for clearing that up for us, Captain Obvious.
     
  2. Do I need to register for one or will social services just send one round?
     
  3. Not easy to spell, either.
     
  4. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Diarrhoea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
     
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  5. "raptorial sex beasts". What a marvellous phrase.
     
  6. Remember

    Dash ! In A Rush, Run Hard Or Else Accident.
     
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  7. I need to buy shares in this NOW, because every bloke who goes out trapping will carry it to slip in to some doris's drink.
     
  8. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Does this mean that all those slags in newcastle and other sophisticated nightlife areas are going to be even more sexually active ? :hmm: happy days are here again :applaud:
     
  9. How did they get over 100 naked women in Liverpool Street Station?
     
  10. And why wasn't I told about it?
     
  11. Because you're only 13.
     
  12. They'd only have blanked you.
    You'd have started a thread about it, "I had sex with 100 women." In which it would turn out that you were still, in fact, a virgin.