having just had it implied that i might be a raving bender on another thread ... i thought "there must be some funny stories of people being outed / coming out the closet" - let's face it, we have had our share of deviants over the years! so to get the ball rolling... somebody at a certain Security Section (no names, no pack drill) at a leaving do: (By the way, both of these people are male) "You know, when you first turned up at the Section, someone had a real crush on you." (Chuffed to f*ck, puffs out chest with pride) "Oh really...?" "Yeah, and it wasn't one of the girls!!!" winks suggestively, grabs arrse and tries to make like a sailor. ok, so i made that bit up any more for any more? and does anyone know the Politically Correct term for 'raving bender', as I haven't done my equality ITD for at least 3 weeks now and can't remember.