Coming home

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. After nine months of military duty in Iraq, the soldier was finally given leave.

    “Darling,” he wrote to his wife, “I'll be arriving at the airport on Sunday. But let me warn you - you'd better reserve a hotel room nearby.”

    Just before he left, the soldier received a note from his wife: “Darling, I'll be there to meet you. But let me warn you - you’d better be the first guy off the plane.”