I've been spammed to put together a 'life and times' scrapbook for a colleague who is leaving the DMS after a long and dishonourable career. I'd like to put a few funnies in, including some of the songs that we used to sing to keep our spirits up. Trouble is, its so long ago and I'm so befuddled, I can't remember the words. The two in particular I'm thinking of- "Gonorrhoea". Sung to the tune of 'The British Grenadier' and starting (I think)- "Some die from drinking whiskey, Some die from taking beer..." also "We're all going for a Sigmoidoscopy" sung to the tune of "Summer Holiday" by Cliff Richard. Can any of the old and bold help out?