Comfy Box

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  1. About to deploy to Afghan, just got my comfy box and a rough idea of what else to put in it. Apparently sexy little Hilary from my office isnt allowed to be put into it. Anoyone reccommend anything usefull?

  2. 40ft of hair from a tramps beard.
  3. Fake Beard, Funny glasses and nose, a carrot and some hand cream.
  4. Packed and all alothough i wear funny glasses anyways.
  5. something incriminating so the monkeys will find it and stop you going or send you home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Easter Eggs

    some putty :?:

    and spare toe nail clippings :cry:

    Happy Easter :D
  6. Get out of jail free card

    Box of cleanex

    Return ticket

    Large stash of filth

    Loads of growlers

    Nutty bars
  7. Emergency love sock, the QM does them in pairs.....
  8. What a Knob question! hahaha
  9. Bath plug, always take a bath plug
  10. A small matchbox in which, after emptying the matches, you have placed some of your missus' pubic hair trimmings.

    You can then at your leisure open the box(!) and have a whiff of home.
  11. You are bound to pick up extra kit out there from people end of touring or from PX, etc. Therefore to make sure that you have room to bring it all back, you should send out your comfy box empty. (This will also make it easier to carry to the QM's)