Comedy Islamic militants

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CQMS, Feb 24, 2010.

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  1. From the Daily Hate,

    I loved the "Combat crawling"

  2. He looks like he's doing freestyle in the leaves.
  3. About time we formed a Penal Battalian for guys like these. They could start like I did with 6 months picking up leaves. In my case it was Hohne, but a good place for them to do it might be Tunguska.
  4. I thought more like a dog dragging its arse along a particularly titillating carpet.
  5. Am I mistaken or are they toy guns? (orange tips on the muzzle).
    Is this a sketch from Goodness Gracious Me?
  6. Extract from the piece:

    "White Muslim convert Muhammed Ahmed, 26, denies the preparation for acts of terrorism."

    I bet his parents are so proud!
  7. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Looking at the pictures have fixed that for you.
  8. well they are from blackburn! people are not very bright round that way
  9. Is that somebody next to him? Or is it just a bin that needs emptying?
  10. that plastic knife SCARES THE SH!T OUT OF ME!!!
  11. Maybe a Bin Laden?

  12. Sshhh, it's the SRR (taps nose, winks)
  13. Is this the 'air soft' version of jihad? Are these 'waltibans' then?
  14. :lol:

    No wonder the septics can't find him.
  15. They are probably to fooked up on white lightning, skunk and Es to be bothered. Afterall... They probably have whippets.