Comedy Greats

#1
Just thinking about the sad loss of Ronnie Barker (what a talented funny guy) has got me thinking of other comedy greats that are no longer with us ie. Tony Hancock (A Pint!) Another that I found hilarious and was side splitting was Alf Garnett (Alfs Christmas) it went something along the lines of:

Alf Garnett said Jesus was English etc etc and Joseph was just a lodger!!

and continued.........Joseph and Mary were sent to Bethlehem and couldnt find anywhere to stay,........... to which the old dear in the sketch replied "well it was Christmas what do you expect, everywhere is crowded"

What are your favourite comedy classics?
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#5
Any part of Bill Hick's rant about GW1, but especially the bit about the catalogue of weaponry,and the bit about the Republicans "making up this sheite about there being guards put there".
 
#6
babyblue said:
blessed baby cakes said:
Is Warren Mitchell dead? ? Did anyone tell him?

Beebs
nooooooo sorry it wasnt very clear but I guess its too late now!
That's okay, we can find out where he lives and send RTFQ stories to him... He'll either die laughing or come back with a shed load of new material. ;) Result either way! :D

Beebs
 
#7
Bob Newhart - The Shell...... in fact, most of his material.
 
#8
Bill Hicks and the fact that if you listen to his jokes about Bush senior and GW1, and didn't know Hicks was dead you'd think he was talking about Iraq at the moment.
 
#9
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian.htm#script

What have the Romans ever done for us? Continue ....

or

Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front

or

PILATE:
Whom would you have me welease?
CROWD:
Welease Woger!
CROWD:
Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]
PILATE:
Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!
CROWD:
[cheering]
CENTURION:
Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.
PILATE:
What?
CENTURION:
Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.
PILATE:
Ah. We have no 'Woger'!
CROWD:
Ohhhhh!
CROWD:
Well, what about Wodewick, then?
CROWD:
Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!
PILATE:
Centuwion, why do they titter so?
CENTURION:
Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.
PILATE:
Are they... wagging me?
 
#12
Spike milligans war diaries are without a doubt the funniest thing i've ever read.

I dont know if its sick but when a great comedian dies i'm sad yet also a little happy because i know i'm going to spend an evening absolutely p1ssing myself when the BBC do "A Tribute To......." and show all the best episodes from when BBC comedies were actually funny.

Edited due to my still drunk head not working properly
 
#13
Chris Rock: "A man is only as faithful as his options. Monica shouldn't have even had a chance! Hilary put us all in danger, and she needs to suffer the consequences of her actions! She's the First Lady! She needs to be the first one on her knees to suck his d*ck!"




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#17
Blaster Bates went to see him last year with my dad, great when the audience shat when he lit some det cord and dropped it in his pint, poor audience thought it would just go out!, i nearly shat myself but for the sheer comedy!
 
#18
Thebull140 said:
I dont know if its sick but when a great comedian dies i'm sad yet also a little happy because i know i'm going to spend an evening absolutely p1ssing myself when the BBC do "A Tribute To......." and show all the best episodes from when BBC comedies were actually funny.
Fcuk you're right! BBC1 2235hrs
 
#19
Well worth buying,2 available old(un pc)series of Till death us do part--from BBC----A lot of truth in these episodes__Alf Garnettt/Flecher/Mr Mackay---top comedy.
 
#20
Eddie Murphy - Raw.

I love it how he portraits women and men in fcuking. How a man can never be faithful and will always fcuk behind a woman's back. How a man will never call it "love making".

Well, that is until his wife comes home one day and catches him in bed fcuking a woman silly.

She screams and rants at him about fcuking another woman. He then returns with "I fcuk her but I make love to you!”

What a craic! I can never get bored of watching RAW.

Big fan of Monty Python also! Life of Brain and Quest For the Holy Grail always get me!
 
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