Come to the Uk and be happy!

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by ex-dvr, Jun 29, 2003.

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  1. Yep, and you can abuse the sh*t out of our NHS as well.  So if you've been taking it up the arrse in Nairobi and have caught something terminal, then head down to the departure lounge and get yourself on a plane to London.  When you get off at Heathrow, just walk into the nearest hospital and tell them that you want a check up as you're not feeling too well.  Don't worry, you don't even have to give your real name and everybody is so afraid of being called racist in this milksop country, that they'll not be asking any questions about your 'country of origin'.  Now, whilst you will be receiving thousands of pounds worth of free care, just because you don't believe in contraception and safe sex, one of the mugs who has (and probably still is) paid the taxes which cover the cost of your treatment........will be dying, of something that the NHS cannot afford to treat, due to the amount of money being spent on people like you.  
  2. The site is an advert for a guide to coming to the UK, reduced to $12.97 for a 1 month special offer.

    If people are muppet enough to pay for this 'guide' - which probably contains very little information which couldn't be gleaned for nothing elsewhere - then that's their problem.
  3. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    Looking at it, it seems pretty much legit insofar as the opening words weren't "Present yourself at immigration control having "lost" your documentation and repeat the word "asylum" until you get big, fat, handouts". Most of it is geared towards people who want to get valid visas to the UK; BUT:

    .....errrrr no. It isn't! It is possibly the most infuriating, complicated, beaurocratic mess I have ever seen.

    For who exactly? Average holidays for most people are 20 days, working week anything up to 48 hours, maternity and paternity leave nothing like as generous as is made out.

    sophisticated and world leading only by comparison with 3rd world perhaps.....

    Don't make me laugh! taxes lower than the US? the US pay about 11% income tax, 6-8% state tax, and an average of about 4-8% sales tax.

    Verdict: look poorly researched and inaccurate, a rip-off for anyone wanting to legitimately come to the UK.
  4. im guessing they mean numerically over entire country fecking sneaky gits
  5. This smacks of "Fatty's"  slipping standards in the regulars

    I can not believe that if this were a legit site, they would really publish the owner's name and address!!
  6. msr

    msr LE

    Very True

    This from their website:

    We are currently beginning work on applications for British citizenship received in October 2002.
    Applications are taking an average of 9 months.
    Our telephone lines are very busy and you may not be able to get through.