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Yep, and you can abuse the sh*t out of our NHS as well. So if you've been taking it up the arrse in Nairobi and have caught something terminal, then head down to the departure lounge and get yourself on a plane to London. When you get off at Heathrow, just walk into the nearest hospital and tell them that you want a check up as you're not feeling too well. Don't worry, you don't even have to give your real name and everybody is so afraid of being called racist in this milksop country, that they'll not be asking any questions about your 'country of origin'. Now, whilst you will be receiving thousands of pounds worth of free care, just because you don't believe in contraception and safe sex, one of the mugs who has (and probably still is) paid the taxes which cover the cost of your treatment........will be dying, of something that the NHS cannot afford to treat, due to the amount of money being spent on people like you.
Looking at it, it seems pretty much legit insofar as the opening words weren't "Present yourself at immigration control having "lost" your documentation and repeat the word "asylum" until you get big, fat, handouts". Most of it is geared towards people who want to get valid visas to the UK; BUT:
The best news about UK immigration is that it is a straight-forward and inexpensive process
We are currently beginning work on applications for British citizenship received in October 2002.
Applications are taking an average of 9 months.
Our telephone lines are very busy and you may not be able to get through.