Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by gunnerfalkey, Jul 4, 2008.
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Waste of time. You can't get the batteries.
Why are you looking for a one handed review?
But they are hand powered old bean.
I just ordered my Maddie signature fleshlight.
All reviews welcomed
Quality for exercise!
Check out the vid on "create your own" section.
I have ordered a DPM outer sleeve for my Maddie.
Cam up the purple helmeted ferret and we're away. Being out in the field will never be the same again. It's going in the bergen.
Shit I was going to submit a patent request.
It would make an interesting holder for a Maglite. Quite a conversation piece.
OMFG!!!!! Quite put me off my tea that has!
and what do you do when its full
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I ll have a mocha extra large - its just what i need for my coffee table!
a kitchen towel roll filled with sandy swarfega does the same trick. (erm erm apparently)!
Cant get mine in a kitchen roll.....err....I fell on one once....honest.
What is wrong with an honest wank????
Or is the age of 'hands free'???
Long gone is the time of finding a soggy copy of Escorts Wives in the park, and it being the time you needed no further use for sexual education.
It made you a man. A wanker of a man, but a man nonetheless.
I'm off to put my slippers on.
apparently the kitchen roll method is not "hands free",i suppose if you put your throbbing todger in the roll and tightened it a bit in a vice it could be an up dated version,maybe by substituting the swarfega for iron fillings we could market our own tool.maybe mdn could road test the finished article.
Spanking the old monkey has gone too hi-tech, the old fashioned method is best, and its free.
So johnboyzz has told me
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