Come on, own up!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Zero_Over, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. he better not try that in France, 150 Euros fine!
  2. I hope he gets his cunt kicked in
  3. I saw this, apparently Crime in Tunbridge wells is so bad, I'm fucked then where I live, Don't try to save me boys just call in the SWAT team.
    My judgement is out until I see him kicking the fuck out of a bunch of chavs.
  4. [​IMG]

    Doing some shopping I suppose?
  5. I was in Royal Tunbridge Wells this morning.
    I didn't see him.
    However I did see several MILF's and Yummy Mummies.Which was nice.
  6. You're lucky that you only looked and didn't touch. If you had, Ninja boy would have emerged from the bushes & kicked the fucking jam out of your doughnuts.
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  7. A sad case. A failed Special Constable perhaps?
  8. PCSO walt?...
  9. I work in Tunbridge wells. Gotta look out for him.


    Definately right about the yummy mummy thing though. Shame they can't drive for dig shit and are ignorant to boot.
  10. more likely a current special constable, you'd be amazed how many ask on a certain forum "what kit do we get to take home" and the like
  11. Your name is Herman Van Rumpuoy...... and I demand my E500 Million Euro prize....