Come Dine With Me

Ok, am watching Celebrity CDWM, so what is your menu of choice, and who would you invite?

For me, apart from Julia Bradbury on a plate - mmm, it wouldn't be Edwina - what a sour puss, and that Biggins idiot, although he came out with a good joke or two, just needs a sharp attitude adjusting slap! I'll have to ponder the menu - your turn.

I would invite............

1. Nigella Lawson
2. Cat Cora
3. Rachel Ray
4. Anjum Anand



Menu of choice? If I'm cooking, then a simple starter, something like a cream of mushroom soup. Beef Wellington with chunky jacket potato wedges, steamed carrots and broccoli and a nice beef gravy. Maybe a chocolate torte or key lime pie for dessert, or sod the dessert and go with a nice English cheeseboard.

Guests: David Bowie, Ray Mears, Ronnie Corbett and Jools Holland. A nice friendly, chatty bunch with a lot of interesting and differing anecdotes.

Edit: I just asked my wife the same question, she came out with Sir Trevor MacDonald, David Gilmour, Dave Swift (bass player with Jools Holland) and and David Attenborough.
She'd get me to cook. If she was forced to, she'd cook Lasagne, but after all, she's a sh!t cook. Lasagne or Chilli is all they'd get, because she knows nothing else. :roll:


Julia Bradbury,such a little minx......

1-My late Dad
2-'Bomber' Harris
3-Kate Humble
4-Julia Bradbury
5-Kate Silverton

First course-
Game Samosa's with a red onion & chilli jam

Mom's Irish stew with Wheaten Bread
Pepper Steak,wedges & mushroom medly

Cheese board & port

Maybe serve a small sorbet between courses to clean the palate.


War Hero
1. Lt Chard
2. Jeremy Clarkson
3. Isambard kingdom Brunel
4. Eva mendez
5. Robert Webb
Gordon Brooooon, Tony Bliar, Mandy Mandleson, in fact the whole cabinet, no cancel that just all politicians.

Starter: Any soup with arsenic
Main: Any meat and veg with ground up glass
Sweet: Almond sponge cake with cyanide filling


All VC holders and anything they like

Jeremy Clarkson
Boris Johnson (For pure entertainment value)
Chef Nigel Slater (I just love his simple approach to food)
Steven Fry
Shami Chakrabarti
Nick Griffin (Leader of BNP)
Hugh Fernley Whittingstall
Sir Terry Leahy (CEO of Tesco)
Louise Rednapp
Germaine Greer
Katie Price aka. Jordun
Kylie Minogue (She would be my afters!!)


Who cares,?Domino's pizza probably, but with guests like these who's going to worry about the food. I could serve up any ol' shite.
To be honest I get to see or have seen a lot of people I would have in my list and quite a few from the previous lists on here.
Only thing is I never get to sit down with them.



Steven Hawkins and his own chair
Sarah Palin (hidden webcam under table)
Bill & Melinda Gates
Gordon Ramsey


Range Stew and dry sliced bread.