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Although not technically a fish-wife, Ethel could pass as one downwind.
 
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That is not the little dishy I was promised when the boat comes in.
I think you'll find (third verse) it's exactly what was promised.

Our Tommy's always fuddling,
He's so fond of ale,
But he's kind to me,
I hope he'll never fail.
Dance to thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance to thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shalt have a bloater when the boat comes in.
 
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