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In our new series of 'Very British Sci-fi' we bring you...

"ROYAL ENGINEERS IN SPACE!" [fx plate reverb echo]
 
After a huge mechanical failure at India's latest power station, one of the main turbines is taken in for maintenance.
One of the great ironies in life - this is close to the truth but they also have a Space Program and all out call centres...

...and we don't.
 

Gout Man

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One of the great ironies in life - this is close to the truth but they also have a Space Program and all out call centres...

...and we don't.
And they make a large amount of The Oxford Covid vaccine, in fact having read somewhere and checked my vaccination card my first vaccine was from there.










I’m fucked aren’t I.
 
They are just the Uber and Deliveroo drivers who also leave their plastic bottles of 'truckers' Tizer' all the way down our cul-de-sac, the filthy twots.
Truckers Tizer.
Hadn't heard that before...and now wish I hadn't.
Did make oi larf tho...
 
"There you are boys, that is how we use suppositories. Who wants another go?"
"But Mr Sullivan, aren't you supposed to use your hands?"
 

Ciggie

On ROPS
On ROPs
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So Heinz, we give him the one with the chalk mark on...that's the rucksack.
 

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