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.....and these are some of my favourite struggle cuddle masks I keep in my van.....next to the duck tape and collection of filleting knives.
Ortholith
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Has @supermatelot been demoted to topping up the bubble bath?
LeoRoverman
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Aw reet then, one point for a hit on the button
Pip Emma
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Captain:
Number One. Push off, will you, there's a good fellow. I'm trying to take a relaxing bath!
Number One:
May I respectfully remind you that you've now been in that bath for over three years.
Captain:
Yes, well, one needs to relax a lot in a job like mine.
[Thank You Douglas Adams]
ericferret
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"This was not to be a duel to the death. The aim was first blood only. Princess Metternich and Countess Kilmannsegg, both topless, picked up their rapiers and engaged. After a few exchanges, one received a small cut to the nose, the other one to the arm. Contemporary reports, sparse on detail, are inconsistent about which one of them took which blow. Either way, first blood had been drawn by Princess Metternich. She was declared the winner and fighting ceased. The doctor dressed their wounds and the seconds suggested the ladies embrace and kiss. They did so and thus ended the great Topless Flower Arrangement Duel of 1892."
This was before they decided to go out on the balcony for the morning sun.
CrabfatBILL
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Old Stab
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Whaddya mean it smells like Grimsby docks
A signaller
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The army wives, fart and follow through contest, was declared a draw, when chlamydia of the RLC and chardonnay from the RA both crapped the bed together.
sidsnot
War Hero
How we all imagined that busload of nurses from Rinteln.....
sidsnot
War Hero
Wotchu lookin at?
sidsnot
War Hero
Winter Gimp masks. Are these for sale? Asking for a friend.
syrup
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3 Para Mortars pre deployment photo
Duelling Flange Hoes
Pip Emma
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A signaller
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Scaley Alberato's new conquest poses for a makeover during the annual "paint a beached whale " contest in Scunthorpe.
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