Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough

[Ciggie]

 

[Ciggie]

My septic cousin in Michigan's pitbull so let's have some good ones to crack theYanks up and remind them what humour is!!! I'll cut'n'paste all the best ones !

 

[smartascarrots]

"Draw me, like one of your French dogs."

 

[Ortholith]

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I promise I'll stop eating baked beans if you let me back inside.

 

[syrup]

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This is how it is to be British

 

[Brotherton Lad]

Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

 

[AlienFTM]

Typical. I wait here 90 minutes for a space shuttle, and three come at once.

 

[mogreby]

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Kev, Kev, I can see your house from here.

 

[AlienFTM]

Kev, Kev, I can see your house from here.

I Can See Your House from Here - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Auld-Yin]

Nicola Sturgeon's preferred place for Alex Salmond

 

[smartascarrots]

"Have you thought of letting our Lord and Saviour into your life?"

 

[righthandmarker]

'Not funny, hal...!'

 

[Civvy Scum]

Come back! I didn't mean it!

 

[RedDinger]

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Bill was beginning to regret signing up for a Virgin Galatic flight.

 

[Club Swinger]

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Lockdown has meant that Pepper Pig has been eating more than usual..

 

[Club Swinger]

My septic cousin in Michigan's pitbull so let's have some good ones to crack theYanks up and remind them what humour is!!! I'll cut'n'paste all the best ones !

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And this f@#$wit stroking my belly thinks he's the boss...

 

[smartascarrots]

"Yeah, I know the government said 2m was acceptable social distancing but I just hate you cunts."

 

[kiwidoug]

Usain Bolt's next girlfriend was getting prepared.

 

[kiwidoug]

COMPANY


RIIIIIGHT MARKER!

 

[ste14w]

"Stand still you ginger bastard, I don't give a flying fcuk what your bloody grandma says, I want to be Queen one day, now get back in there and sort this shit out!!"