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Ciggie

GCM
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Ciggie

GCM
My septic cousin in Michigan's pitbull so let's have some good ones to crack theYanks up and remind them what humour is!!! I'll cut'n'paste all the best ones ! ;)

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"Draw me, like one of your French dogs."
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
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Typical. I wait here 90 minutes for a space shuttle, and three come at once.
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
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Nicola Sturgeon's preferred place for Alex Salmond

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"Have you thought of letting our Lord and Saviour into your life?"
 
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Come back! I didn't mean it!
 
My septic cousin in Michigan's pitbull so let's have some good ones to crack theYanks up and remind them what humour is!!! I'll cut'n'paste all the best ones ! ;)

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And this f@#$wit stroking my belly thinks he's the boss...
 
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"Yeah, I know the government said 2m was acceptable social distancing but I just hate you cunts."
 
"Stand still you ginger bastard, I don't give a flying fcuk what your bloody grandma says, I want to be Queen one day, now get back in there and sort this shit out!!"

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