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Brotherton Lad

Kit Reviewer

I suspect I'll be a bit lost in there but will do my best.

"It wasn't that kind of nuts I was looking for..."

Gout Man

Book Reviewer
How much? Listen I ask the questions, cheers.


Joshua Slocum

Book Reviewer
After a night out on the piss, then kebabs, Dianna Abbott threw herself on to her bed, downstairs, old man steptoe's ceiling wasn't up to the sudden impact........
I am surprised that there isnt a picture of some one poking it with a finger, its the sort of stupid thing we would all do ( well I would)
I once removed a service eye from a downpipe, with many many feet of industrial gutter connected to it, it was blocked solid at ground level
this is not a sensible thing to do
after unscrewing the eye, its always best to flatten yourself to the wall as my much smarter comrade did, when the idiot involved twists the inner tampon away
it hurts a great deal when it smacks you in the chest
you also fall over backwards, and nearly drown in stinky water

but I would never ever do something like that would I
2 big bruises, and an interesting smell about me for a few days

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