Never ever use the chat up line “I’m a pilot”.....crash and burn.
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- Thread starter meridian
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Old Stab
LE
Yes, I know. I look like a complete twat.
New RN mess dress for all ranks.
Say what you like, you've got to have balls to wear an outfit like that.
Three of them by the looks of it.
DMS test pilot
Clanker
Overnighting at John Lennon Airport was always risky
DMS test pilot
Clanker
"....and that turd on the Oval Office desk is from Michelle. Good luck."
DMS test pilot
Clanker
Once again, the Black Watch mortar platoon had overdone the pre exercise LSD
John Denver Airways
single malt
LE
Want to join the thigh high club
LeoRoverman
LE
Virgin Atlantic lied
bob_the_bomb
LE
The new ‘woke’ Subbuteo sets didn’t sell very well...
Definitely in first aid country here.
CrabfatBILL
LE
single malt
LE
Hasn't earned his stripes
LeoRoverman
LE
One has to say, the one on the left looks remarkably like a friend of my daughter ( now in their thirties)
Thirty-eights ?
LeoRoverman
LE
Now come on, I'm not that perverted yet.
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