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Ciggie

GCM
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Constable Savage, "Look you cunts, this twat wasn't social distancing, so he's going down. Christmas is cancelled, just fuck off home the lot of you, OK?"

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"I like my coffee, like my men"

"What, strong and black?"

"No....spread over the kitchen table!"
 

ancienturion

LE
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Daz

LE
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He’s never <THUD> going to <THUD> finish that <THUD> bloody wokka!!
 
Army Catering school lesson 2 Target Acquisition.

"Ladies and Gentleman at this school there are no points for second place, our champions names are here on this plaque and even now they are shouting one ******* sausage at some poor infantryman"

You talk as if someone actually passed the course...
 

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