Dicky Ticker
LE
It's been hanging in his car for the past 12 months...
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Well they do grow quicker under glass.
Becky had been looking forward to breakfast. The poltergeist mother in law had other ideas.
single malt
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Santa unmasked
Civvy Scum
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Constable Savage, "Look you cunts, this twat wasn't social distancing, so he's going down. Christmas is cancelled, just fuck off home the lot of you, OK?"
Dicky Ticker
LE
Damn you Monday.....
Murphy_Slaw
LE
"I like my coffee, like my men"
"What, strong and black?"
"No....spread over the kitchen table!"
Sorry, but you've been naughty.
"Why are you nicking me?"
"Elf and safety sir"
Shirley was sure her head would feel better after some coffee.
Constable Grinch surely?
Daz
LE
Depends on the charges
He’s never <THUD> going to <THUD> finish that <THUD> bloody wokka!!
syrup
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Army Catering school lesson 2 Target Acquisition.
"Ladies and Gentleman at this school there are no points for second place, our champions names are here on this plaque and even now they are shouting one fucking sausage at some poor infantryman"
"That black bit around the front could do with a clean."
bob_the_bomb
LE
You talk as if someone actually passed the course...
As Nora got older, her dildos got bigger...
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