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AlienFTM

MIA
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Sorry boys, when we advertised a position offering unlimited drinks and free sex with the customers in the Gentlemen's Club, we expected there to be a queue of girls.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer

The alpha test version of Mattel's new bukkake doll proved not to be robust enough in user trials.
 
very commonly used expression by old bill policing kings cross in the seventies & eighties, possibly because the ladies selling their extremely dubious wares at that location were very clearly at the lower end of the scale and didn't run to fur coats. same intent though just different social level.
I was night catering manager (Skivvy) at the Wimpy bar opposite the station.. Jesus! That was an eye opener! :cool:
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
My wife's terrified of old dolls like that. I'm not even going to consider showing her.
There, I am a good husband, despite what she thinks.
So she doesnt require you to buy yourself a bukkake doll? Lucky.
 
Might be some lads, someone just shouted 'Naked Bar!'

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