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AlienFTM

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Due to timing issues, sexting didn't really catch on using Enigma.
 

Auld-Yin

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General Guderian:. FFS Hans would you get those EuroLottery numbers on quickly, it is nearly closing time!
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Edit:apologies to @Brotherton Lad (SWIDT? :cool: ) I did not notice your earlier comment at #42,532!
 
Just cracked BAOR code,11H Troop Sgt. passing Umleitung right now.
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seaweed

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I don't understand this, General, it says 'Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance'.
 

Gout Man

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Sir, it says "send more sausages".
"Excellent, good work private, nothing effects moral more than only one sausage for breakfast, we attack tomorrow morning after we have had our two Brocwurst, we will show zem Englanders".
 

Fang_Farrier

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Due to timing issues, sexting didn't really catch on using Enigma.
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iirc one of the ways enigma was cracked was using morning test messages, one particular signaller always sent "ich liebe Lisa" (name is incorrect) instead of the random letters they were meant to. Having the same message everyday allowed them to find the key settings faster.
 
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iirc one of the ways enigma was cracked was using morning test messages, one particular signaller always sent "ich liebe Lisa" (name is incorrect) instead of the random letters they were meant to. Having the same message everyday allowed them to find the key settings faster.
The Cumberbatch film was on the other day. The 'Ich Liebe Lisa' line was quoted, but Turing, once he realised they'd found a way to crack Enigma, apparently also realised the one repetitive phrase that would be found at the end of all messages was 'Heil Hitler'.
 
The Cumberbatch film was on the other day. The 'Ich Liebe Lisa' line was quoted, but Turing, once he realised they'd found a way to crack Enigma, apparently also realised the one repetitive phrase that would be found at the end of all messages was 'Heil Hitler'.
The German spy, Cicero, is claimed to have opened the British ambassador's safe (in Turkey) by trying Hitler's birthday as the combination.
 

Gout Man

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Gareth was distraught, 10 years old and knocked back by no.692, the best shag in the valley.
PC692 from South Wales police finds the lost boy and all ends well.
 
As the war wound down, U boats were sent out with no training at all.

Tell ze Admiral ve are 12 days out of Hamburg and still can't verk out how to get zis fucking sing unterwasser. Tell zem to send a fucking handbook sharpish..zee Tommies are on ze horizon!!!
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iirc one of the ways enigma was cracked was using morning test messages, one particular signaller always sent "ich liebe Lisa" (name is incorrect) instead of the random letters they were meant to. Having the same message everyday allowed them to find the key settings faster.
If he was found out i imagine his new message was'' ich liebe das Erschiessungskommando'',(fireing squad).:oops:
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