Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by meridian, Jun 19, 2008.

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  1. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Just exactly how witty is the ARRSE NAAFI?

    I am working on some imagery for the Sgt Slingsby site, we want to create a library of amusing images with the Sgt's web site on them so that as they spread around the interwebnet it gets the web site a bit of free publicity.

    The author of the funniest caption gets credited on the final image

    Hopefuly we will be able to sustain a few of these so this is the first of many



    Just popping into the pool for a crafty p!ss

    Over to you
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  2. Keep this on topic please.
  3. Jim couldn't wait to tell his mates about the two skinny poles he got his hands on down at the local lido!
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  4. As the voltage increased, he laughed it off in a "devil may care" way.

    Then his foot touched the water....
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  5. The 432 driving course was not at all what he expected.
  6. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    what do you mean - the ship has left the harbour? :eek:
  7. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Great so far, there is a puddle of p!ss under my desk

    Keep em coming, got loads of images like these
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  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Timmy thought the toilet was a tad large, but the 'squatting hand-holds' where very helpful.
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  10. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    I am going to limit each image to 10 suggestions and then move on to another

    There must be 3 funny fcukers left on ARRSE still to contribute
  11. Ooh, 'ello Sailor
  12. Honest you can't get pregnant from jiz in the water-anyway I scooped it out
  13. Darren knew that you needed Balls of Steel to join the SBS
  14. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Absolutely, ARRSE has got talent

    And the next one



    My pathetic starter

    "June wasn't quite sure what a spit roast was, but she knew she was going to find out soon"
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  15. Wendy had no luck when she asked her Friends to look for her strap on!