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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by meridian, Jun 19, 2008.

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  1. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Just exactly how witty is the ARRSE NAAFI?

    I am working on some imagery for the Sgt Slingsby site, we want to create a library of amusing images with the Sgt's web site on them so that as they spread around the interwebnet it gets the web site a bit of free publicity.

    The author of the funniest caption gets credited on the final image

    Hopefuly we will be able to sustain a few of these so this is the first of many

    0091

    [​IMG]

    Just popping into the pool for a crafty p!ss


    Over to you
     
    meridian, Jun 19, 2008
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  2. Cait

    Cait

    Keep this on topic please.
     
    Cait, Jun 19, 2008
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  3. squilverine

    squilverine Clanker

    Jim couldn't wait to tell his mates about the two skinny poles he got his hands on down at the local lido!
     
    squilverine, Jun 19, 2008
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  4. Pronto_Mike_Uniform

    Pronto_Mike_Uniform LE

    As the voltage increased, he laughed it off in a "devil may care" way.

    Then his foot touched the water....
     
    Pronto_Mike_Uniform, Jun 19, 2008
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    • Funny Funny x 1
  5. Pronto_Mike_Uniform

    Pronto_Mike_Uniform LE

    The 432 driving course was not at all what he expected.
     
    Pronto_Mike_Uniform, Jun 19, 2008
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  6. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    what do you mean - the ship has left the harbour? :eek:
     
    YesItsMe, Jun 19, 2008
    #6
  7. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Great so far, there is a puddle of p!ss under my desk

    Keep em coming, got loads of images like these
     
    meridian, Jun 19, 2008
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  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Timmy thought the toilet was a tad large, but the 'squatting hand-holds' where very helpful.
     
    Biped, Jun 19, 2008
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  9. BanjoBill

    BanjoBill LE

    [align=center][​IMG][/align]
     
    BanjoBill, Jun 19, 2008
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  10. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    I am going to limit each image to 10 suggestions and then move on to another

    There must be 3 funny fcukers left on ARRSE still to contribute
     
    meridian, Jun 19, 2008
    #10
  11. labrat

    labrat LE

    Ooh, 'ello Sailor
     
    labrat, Jun 19, 2008
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  12. devexwarrior

    devexwarrior LE

    Honest you can't get pregnant from jiz in the water-anyway I scooped it out
     
    devexwarrior, Jun 19, 2008
    #12
  13. Pluvia_Plumbum

    Pluvia_Plumbum LE

    Darren knew that you needed Balls of Steel to join the SBS
     
    Pluvia_Plumbum, Jun 19, 2008
    #13
  14. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Absolutely, ARRSE has got talent

    And the next one

    0049

    [​IMG]

    My pathetic starter

    "June wasn't quite sure what a spit roast was, but she knew she was going to find out soon"
     
    meridian, Jun 19, 2008
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  16. Pluvia_Plumbum

    Pluvia_Plumbum LE

    Wendy had no luck when she asked her Friends to look for her strap on!
     
    Pluvia_Plumbum, Jun 19, 2008
    #15
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