Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough

[meridian]

Just exactly how witty is the ARRSE NAAFI?

I am working on some imagery for the Sgt Slingsby site, we want to create a library of amusing images with the Sgt's web site on them so that as they spread around the interwebnet it gets the web site a bit of free publicity.

The author of the funniest caption gets credited on the final image

Hopefuly we will be able to sustain a few of these so this is the first of many

0091

Just popping into the pool for a crafty p!ss


Over to you

 

[Cait]

Keep this on topic please.

 

[squilverine]

Jim couldn't wait to tell his mates about the two skinny poles he got his hands on down at the local lido!

 

[Pronto_Mike_Uniform]

As the voltage increased, he laughed it off in a "devil may care" way.

Then his foot touched the water....

 

[Pronto_Mike_Uniform]

The 432 driving course was not at all what he expected.

 

[YesItsMe]

what do you mean - the ship has left the harbour?

 

[meridian]

Great so far, there is a puddle of p!ss under my desk

Keep em coming, got loads of images like these

 

[Biped]

Timmy thought the toilet was a tad large, but the 'squatting hand-holds' where very helpful.

 

[BanjoBill]

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[meridian]

I am going to limit each image to 10 suggestions and then move on to another

There must be 3 funny fcukers left on ARRSE still to contribute

 

[labrat]

Ooh, 'ello Sailor

 

[devexwarrior]

Honest you can't get pregnant from jiz in the water-anyway I scooped it out

 

[Pluvia_Plumbum]

Darren knew that you needed Balls of Steel to join the SBS

 

[meridian]

Absolutely, ARRSE has got talent

And the next one

0049

My pathetic starter

"June wasn't quite sure what a spit roast was, but she knew she was going to find out soon"

 

[Pluvia_Plumbum]

Wendy had no luck when she asked her Friends to look for her strap on!

 

[Biped]

Wendy had to put on a brave face, after all, they WERE family.

 

[Achmed]

Absolutely, ARRSE has got talent

And the next one

0049

My pathetic starter

"June wasn't quite sure what a spit roast was, but she knew she was going to find out soon"

June was hoping for a gang bang....little did she know that they were raving homo's

 

[Biped]

Lucy didn't know what to do, she was stuck between a spakk and a tard place.

 

[Achmed]

Just exactly how witty is the ARRSE NAAFI?


0091

Norris was laughing at the people from the council estate admiring his new pool

 

[Pluvia_Plumbum]

Absolutely, ARRSE has got talent

And the next one

0049

Having failed selection for 49 para Dawn encouraged her family to but a brave face on it and try for the RAF