Combined Executions

Certain renowned criminals and/or politicians deserve execution. Saddam, Milosevic, Ceaucescu, Blair, you know the sort.

Certain celebrities should definitely be shot.

Here is a brilliant idea. Have a double bill for public executions to bring the crowds flocking in. One criminal/politician and one celebrity to be executed together on a double bill (there needs to be some sort of link, however tenuous).

It would increase public awareness, and therefore maximise the value of deterring others from committing similar crimes, and it would be a great laugh.

Blair and Carole Caplin for example.


What double bill executions (Criminal plus celebrity) would arrsers like to see, and why?





(Edited twice for mong spelling)

 

Predictable reply No 1.

Tony Blair followed by Tony Blair

Just to make sure the cnut was dead.

 

Predictable reply number 2;

Tony bLair & Cherie bLair*




*Celebrity troutmouth!

 

tony blair, entire LACS membership and john presscot.

 

Tony Blair and Lionel Blair as a double Blair header with his minging coathanger mouth misses burning on a cross for the kids as a bit of a side show.

 

Brilliant idea Schweik, you sound like an enterprising young man.

Let's put some sport into it and throw the lucky candidate into a starving rottweiler's cage.

Ensure the longevity of scarce wildlife - swap the rotty with a siberian tiger!

Put it on tele and charge to watch, sounds like a nice little earner to me.