Combat Underpants

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Over the years I've trialled a number of different styles of underpant on exercise and operations, finally settling on some very nice fake Calvin Klein 'trunks' which the lovely Mrs chickenpunk bought me in Ludlow market: very good value at £1 per pack of three. Having said that, the sad fact is that whatever style I wear, within a few days of deployment they're always in the same state: the gusset looks like the starting grid at Brands Hatch whilst the front is a lurid crunchy yellow. After a week or so of wear, these are generally consigned to the bottom of the bergan, where they lie - occasionally growling irritably - until the end of the exercise or deployment.

What style of pants are favoured by ARRSErs? I was taken aback whilst on Saif Sareea a couple of years back to see a number of thongs hanging up amongst the washing in the sleeps area at Div HQ and, while I applaud the spirit of the plucky young ladies wearing them, it struck me that the 'string' bit must get pretty ripe, particularly in the desert heat. I wondered whether it might actually be possible to brew a variety of 'beef tea' from them. Thoughts anyone?
 
#2
Trunks all the way or cycling shorts. Trunks keep your meat and 2 veg nice and secure when legging it on a fire and manoeuvere, they just fit well, because of the fit they don tide up your arrse or anything like that either, happy days! Although I know a growing number who think that commando is the way ahead.
 
#3
Bullet proof pants, 307? :D :lol:

Cp, the thongs that the girls wear probably won't get as manky as the under-crackers that you blerks wear because girls tend to change their lingerie more regularly than once every 5 weeks... :wink:
 
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DozyBint said:
Cp, the thongs that the girls wear probably won't get as manky as the under-crackers that you blerks wear because girls tend to change their lingerie more regularly than once every 5 weeks... :wink:
Why?
 
#5
What, no one wearing the army issue green undies (skiddies) anymore. :p
 
#6
I favour the wonderful Primark boxers (costing about £1 each). Very hard wearing, snug and comfortable fit, and, as they aren't white, don't show the rigours of use that Calvin Kleins do (or ersatz versions thereof).

The one thing I have noticed however, is that they do go missing quite a lot. Every girlfriend I have had as far back as I can remember (including the soon to be Mrs Tubby) has stolen pairs of boxers from me. Apparently they are very comfortable to sleep in! I even lost several pairs of "old faithfuls" that I could still just squeeze into so that Mrs Tubby could wear them under her combats.

Some men travel the world leaving illegitimate offspring with women everywhere. I just leave my boxers.
 
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chickenpunk said:
DozyBint said:
Cp, the thongs that the girls wear probably won't get as manky as the under-crackers that you blerks wear because girls tend to change their lingerie more regularly than once every 5 weeks... :wink:
Why?
Coz we're not out to prove our Alpha-male-hetero-tigerishness by competing for 'The Biggest and Most Fragrant Wheel-Spin'! :D :lol:
 
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DozyBint said:
chickenpunk said:
DozyBint said:
Cp, the thongs that the girls wear probably won't get as manky as the under-crackers that you blerks wear because girls tend to change their lingerie more regularly than once every 5 weeks... :wink:
Why?
Coz we're not out to prove our Alpha-male-hetero-tigerishness by competing for 'The Biggest and Most Fragrant Wheel-Spin'! :D :lol:
But you ruin the flavour...
 
#9
At risk of offending the Royal Military Fashion Police, I'd be a lot happier wearing a pair of these on Ops to keep my bits safe.

the new cK = combat kevlar
 
#10
HI CAN I RECOMMEND THESE BOXERSHORTS FOR YOU

The Tiger boxer from Versace is fashioned in a light stretch fabric ensuring a close fitting look. The design features an eye-catching tiger skin print pattern along with an Aztec style pattern adorning the waistband

THEY ARE A LITTLE BIT EXPENSIVE AT £65 FOR ONE PAIR OF SHORTS , BUT THESE ARE THE TYPE I WOULD BUY FOR MY GUY
 
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yannie said:
HI CAN I RECOMMEND THESE BOXERSHORTS FOR YOU

The Tiger boxer from Versace is fashioned in a light stretch fabric ensuring a close fitting look. The design features an eye-catching tiger skin print pattern along with an Aztec style pattern adorning the waistband

THEY ARE A LITTLE BIT EXPENSIVE AT £65 FOR ONE PAIR OF SHORTS , BUT THESE ARE THE TYPE I WOULD BUY FOR MY GUY
Feck of ya useless cunt :evil:
 
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yannie said:
HI CAN I RECOMMEND THESE BOXERSHORTS FOR YOU

The Tiger boxer from Versace is fashioned in a light stretch fabric ensuring a close fitting look. The design features an eye-catching tiger skin print pattern along with an Aztec style pattern adorning the waistband

THEY ARE A LITTLE BIT EXPENSIVE AT £65 FOR ONE PAIR OF SHORTS , BUT THESE ARE THE TYPE I WOULD BUY FOR MY GUY
Your guy won't need boxer shorts if he's just been spread halfway across Maysan province, now will he?
 
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yannie said:
HI CAN I RECOMMEND THESE BOXERSHORTS FOR YOU

The Tiger boxer from Versace is fashioned in a light stretch fabric ensuring a close fitting look. The design features an eye-catching tiger skin print pattern along with an Aztec style pattern adorning the waistband

THEY ARE A LITTLE BIT EXPENSIVE AT £65 FOR ONE PAIR OF SHORTS , BUT THESE ARE THE TYPE I WOULD BUY FOR MY GUY
how come you can spell now and your caps lock isnt stuck anymore?
is your guy a poof or are you really this stupid.

ffs yannie are you surprised that you get abuse when you post sh1t like this?

ok back to shreddies......
 
#16
Primark budget shreddies are the way forward! Going commando? Not for me! Speaking of commando! A mate of mine in 131 Cdo told me bout certain members of 131 wearing several pairs at a time and cutting off the internal pair once a week! Filthy cabbage head cnut! 8O
 
#17
Commando all the way. If you don't then after a few days you get rubbing and chaffing and you always seem to get half of the boxers up the crack of your arrse as they stretch.

Long boxers or cycling shorts is a must have in the winter as the cold air circulating round your niagras isn't condusive (spelling!) to morale.
 
#18
Marks and sparks speedo style undercrackers, one white pair got me through two back to back Medmans......... When I took them off I had a sniff of them and left them on the bunk of the incoming Sigs crew.

I can recall the mud mountain now, long and thin and about six inches long....... the tea stains in the front looked like a smokers curtains
 
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tubbyboy said:
The one thing I have noticed however, is that they do go missing quite a lot. Every girlfriend I have had as far back as I can remember (including the soon to be Mrs Tubby) has stolen pairs of boxers from me. Apparently they are very comfortable to sleep in! I even lost several pairs of "old faithfuls" that I could still just squeeze into so that Mrs Tubby could wear them under her combats.
Aye, I've had birds 'liberate' my shreddies using the lame excuse that they're comfy. Unfortunately, that same excuse didn't wash when I was discovered liberating some ladies' underwear from the drying room of the stinkies' block at Wattisham in '89. Is there no justice? :roll:
 

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