Combat indicators for shirt lifters

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bushmills, Aug 13, 2013.

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  1. The wife's nephew displays a number of indicators of effeminacy. He is 22.

    She has had a blue with her sister for pointing out the lad might be ginger.

    I am staying out of it, but would like to compile a checklist of poofter characteristics for the mrs to present her sister.

    Jarrod, no photies or phone numbers.



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  2. Is always first to respond to a thread..
     
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  3. Having an Uncle called Bushmills?
     
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  4. If he floats he's gay and needs stoning, if he sinks he's gay!


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  5. Shut it Southern poofter! :=}

    The pride of the home counties.




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  6. Much prefers having sex with a member (ooer missus) of the same gender?

    That might be a bit of a give away.
     
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  7. Willy smells of poo ?
     
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  8. What does a bright red nose and a load of bog roll in your pocket and the smell of mentholyptus indicate?


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  9. Does he wank you off when talking to you? That's always a good indicator.
     
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  10. Does he have bite marks on his pillow?


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  11. You've been face bummed by a koala,
     
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  12. Let him know your a 'Beer-Bi' and he might 'open up' to you behind the skip.
     
  13. Does he do gardening on a hill?

    Is his wood-wind instrument of choice pink?

    Does he know colours that only women can see, such as taupe, cerise, eau de thingy?

    Does he like musicals?

    Are his bedroom posters of Tom Daly?
     
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  14. Does he belong to a Morris dancing club.