Colonial Cousins ok?

#41
OOOO Crabby will you change your name then to something soppy and romantic like gooey bear or something simular now your harsh exteria has been shown to be soft like omg falling for one of those things called a woman!!!!!!

Never thought i would see the day!!!

There is hope for all you single guys out there yet!
 
#42
minniemouse said:
OOOO Crabby will you change your name then to something soppy and romantic like gooey bear or something simular now your harsh exteria has been shown to be soft like omg falling for one of those things called a woman!!!!!!

Never thought i would see the day!!!

There is hope for all you single guys out there yet!
Errr, no, I'm just using her for my own wicked ways and a good exercise program.

My idea of romance is "tits first", foreplay is taking clothes off and female orgasms are things that only happen in porn.

The only hope I have provided for singlies is that an ugly, pink-scarf wearing soap-dodging boring git can fool a woman, even though canadian, into doing things your mother wouldn't be proud of
 
#45
And a cleaver canadian bird can fool an ugly, pink scarf wearing soap dodging boring git into full british citizanship by doing what simply is natural to some woman.....

Female orgasms only happen when the bloke your shagging is any good and if you only think that it happens only in porn then i guess the answer is your not!!
 
#46
minniemouse said:
And a cleaver canadian bird can fool an ugly, pink scarf wearing soap dodging boring git into full british citizanship by doing what simply is natural to some woman.....

Female orgasms only happen when the bloke your shagging is any good and if you only think that it happens only in porn then i guess the answer is your not!!
CLEVER Canadian bird has dual nationality (two passports, British and Canadian), from a half english parent. So she's not with me for the passport - I'm scared...

I'm a great lay - if you're desperate
 
#48
minniemouse said:
Not desperate, intrieged maybe!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't worry Minnie, he is romping and wears scarfs. And likes cats (and probably Petshop Boys and Liberace).
 
#49
Would just like to be a fly on the wall!!!!

And then post on here what really goes on in Crabbys bedroom with his canadian made blow up doll with her dual passport like a cabbage patch kid doll!!!
 

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