I woke up on Sunday in a relationship... it happens to the best of us sometimes. There are two problems; the first the red hair. This is, however, acceptable, as she's natural blonde, for some reason she went red. No hint of pi$$ or twiglets (I've been with a redhead, took me weeks to get rid of smell). The other, more pressing issue, is that she's Canadian; is it ok to throw one up our colonial cousins? I do believe I'm just doing my bit for international relations... ARRSE advice?