Colonel Fumble in the Jungle

#2
A MARRIED Army chief has been caught in a sex scandal with a Swedish beauty during a top UN posting.

High-flying Colonel Ronnie Bradford, 45, began an affair with the 30-year-old blonde while serving in the war-torn Congo.

Last night furious Army top brass launched a probe into his conduct with the sexy civilian worker.


Good on him.
 
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One officer said: “Bradford has behaved like a fool. He has made us look completely stupid internationally.”

The colonel has now almost certainly blown his chance of promotion to brigadier.


She was doing the blowing, or so i heard.... :lol:
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#6
Archbishop Monkey Spanker said:


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Last night furious Army top brass launched a probe into his conduct with the sexy civilian worker.


Good on him.
And there I thought it was just the one Col who was launching his probe into a civilian worker.
 

maninblack

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
The MOD should rethink the recruiting adverts.

Put a piccy of the Colonel on TV next to a Swedish blonde 15 years his junior and explain how the army provides all kinds of opportunities of international knobbing.

17 years olds will be queuing round the corner on Monday morning. :twisted:
 
#9
maninblack said:
The MOD should rethink the recruiting adverts.

Put a piccy of the Colonel on TV next to a Swedish blonde 15 years his junior and explain how the army provides all kinds of opportunities of international knobbing.

17 years olds will be queuing round the corner on Monday morning. :twisted:
Presumably potential recruits to a certain regiment would be searched for gardening implements before being allowed overseas near young Scandinavian blondes...
 
#11
Hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go
With a shovel and spade and a Swedish Maid...

I think that's what he means L_G :wink:
 
#12
Presumably potential recruits to a certain regiment would be searched for gardening implements before being allowed overseas near young Scandinavian blondes...
Just read this and nearly shat myself laughing.... :lol:
 

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