Colon cancer

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mighty_doh_nut, Dec 29, 2004.

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  1. Does arse have cancer?

    Is arse infested with trolls and dullards?

    Is it time to have a good clear out and make all the nobbers cry?
  2. Aww, MDN, you feeling tearful? :(
  3. Yep, I agree - time for a clear-out. Byeeee MDN .... see ya around!!
  4. I have had some run ins with MDN before on here - but he is a damn sight funnier than you two spastics.
  5. Isn't that a bit unkind to people with cerebral palsy?
  6. Ahh, Moody, If only you'd learn to take rejection better. We could still be friends, you know :)
  7. I wasn't talking about you, you gay lardarse :lol:

    And as for you rejecting me - keep on dreaming fella, I would never go with anyone that has the word 'little' in their ID if you know what I mean - peewee
  8. Guess friendship's out, then. Ah, well, how about a good hard shag? Show you why they call me "little" 8)
  9. They call you little because you have a tiny co ck mate - so think I'll decline your splendid (if a little over ambitious) offer. :D
  10. Sweet Jesus Moody - when did you turn into a world hater?
  11. Yeah, you're right. "Moody" & "good shag" in the same offer IS a bit ambitious, even for me. :wink:
  12. Erm, I'm not. Just the Welsh - I hate the Welsh :D
  13. Fair one....
  14. lol! Who's grassed on me? :D