Collateral Damage

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  1. A section waspatrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi
    insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.

    On the opposite side of the road was a British squaddie in a similar but less
    serious state.

    The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
    the platoon commander asked the injured soldier what had happened.

    The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

    We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

    I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
    got what he deserved.

    He yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing
    half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a cross-dressing power mad idiot.

    So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited

    He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!"

    "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a bus
    hit us."
  2. dull, viral, shoite humour sack it off
  3. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Bloody hell, section commander needs some serious remedial map reading lessons then...