Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Oct 11, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

  2. That is the worst joke I have ever heard, it doesn't make any sense and it would never happen. There's no background to the story, who is Colin and what is his motivation? Is this girl a prostitute or just some girl? If she's not a prostitute, why the hell is she agreeing to this sordid request? 1/10
  3. Colin Wanker is an anagram of....... Neil Warnock.
  4. Colin has been deleted?

    I wonder if it hurt? Did he want it to happen this way?
  5. Bring back Colin.
  6. I'm calling Flid Friday before anyone else does.
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  7. By Jove Madam, you know how to turn a racy phrase.
  8. I'll probably find Shit-Head Sunday first as well.

    Where do these people come from?