Colin The Aborigine

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  1. Colin the Aborigine


    A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
    invited all of his buddies and neighbours.

    He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.

    He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

    Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
    oysters and BBQ and flirting.


    At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating
    crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has
    the balls to jump in.'

    The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
    everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc,
    jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing
    all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on
    the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo
    Instructor.

    The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the
    croc were screaming and raising hell.

    Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead
    goldfish.

    Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.

    Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

    The host says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

    'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.

    The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
    How about half a million bucks then?'

    'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Colin.

    The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
    amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?

    Again, Colin said "No."

    Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you want?

    Colin said,

    'I want the bastard who pushed me in.' :D