Coldstreamers not decking tourists :)

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Tired_Tech, Jan 6, 2017.

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  1. There's no money.
     
  2. Just noticed the kid had medals too, the walting git.
     
  3. Now, don't jump to conclusions. What are they and is it feasible that he is entitled to them?
     
  4. I was in a louche nightclub a few years ago in Central London..

    A couple of said chaps were out on the lash.

    I distinctly felt they wanted to bottle me; a refreshing story!
     
  5. Excellent drills. good for the lad and his family, good for army pr.

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  6. Helm

    Helm LE Book Reviewer

    THIS is a shako as any fule kno
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  7. If you were knocking out dits like that one, then I feel that they might have had some justification.
     
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  8. We all want to do that.....
     
  9. Just as an aside, most of the Bearskins used by the Guards ( both British and Canadian) were taken by trappers in the region of my hometown.
     
  10. Ostrich feathers I think?
     
  11. No, no, no! THAT, as any fule know, is a scuttle, coal, guardroom, polishing fort the use of.
     
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  12. Glasgow?
     
  13. The bears come out most Friday and Saturday nights in Glasgow.
     
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  14. That's a lot of naked bears walking around your hometown. I bet they prefer the summer months!
     
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