Coldstream Guards and Scabies

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  1. Or it could have been in by one of the scabby sluts from down town that hop from room to room :)
  2. I got it in Shaibah and couldn't have any sex on R'n'R.
  3. Well you shouldn't have had sex in Shaibah then
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  4. Its them I feel sorry for...........


    Poor buggers, infested with Coldstreamers
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  5. So who's off to Germany this summer for camp?
    I know of one major TA unit going!
  6. fu2

    fu2 LE

    I have had scabies and it itches like hell. I wouldn`t wish it on anyone except the Coldstreams.
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  7. That'll be Romania, Poland, Somalia and anywhere else that the current 'sanitation' workforce of the UK hail from then.
  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    do they still have brown robes and tinkly bells on gen issue?

    it would make trooping the colour more interesting
  9. Crabby bastards. They should try having a dhobi once in a while. :)
  10. Makes a change for Collies ... usually they suffer with sheep ticks!!!
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  11. What do they expect if they shag sheep
  12. Enough of the sheep tick jokes. This is a serious issue.

    This will go through the pads wives like wild fire. The mingers.