I've reached that stage in my life, at the age of 41, where I'm happily married, have three kids, a dog, two houses, all my own teeth and some of my own hair. The lovely Mrs chickenpunk is a top babe who knew what she was getting involved with before she married me and thus doesn't intrude too much on my well established habits. Etc etc etc. However... I just went down to my kitchen to check on some cooking I was doing, to find our gorgeous 19 year old Czech au pair talking to an equally gorgeous 20 year old Anglo-Aussie au pair - with enormous norks - about this and that. I joined in the conversation and to my disgust, found myself sliding into chat up mode. It's no secret that I am no longer the lean, mean, highly trained killer I once was and the reality is that, unless I infiltrate a home for the blind and mentally handicapped, I have no chance of pulling. Unfortunately, my tongue is still hanging out and I am unable to speak properly: what should I do?