I shoud start this rant...er post, by admitting I despise cinema, theatre, actors, opera, ballet in fact "the arts" full stop.... I am apparently a "joyless soul" but there it is.... anyway...where was I? The f ucking Cohen brothers.... Earlier this year, those c unts stole 2 and a half hours of my life, cunningly disguised as a film entitled "No country for old men"... Which SHOULD of been called "A rambling pile of scheisse with no discernible plot, or end" They've done it again.... In a moment of tired weakness, I slotted in an old DVD to kill some time having heard all sorts of good things about it, it's an old film called "The big Lebowski" and apparently its a "cult classic" Well f uck my old boots, lets see ...the plot... money... goes missing.... rambles on a bit... no discernible story line,... some f ucking awful acting from people who should know better.... AND no end..... can't they f ucking THINK of an end, or do they knock off for the Sabbath or something? thats 5 hours those pr icks owe me.... and the tally grows if you add "O Brother where art thou" and the f ucking awful remake of "the Lady killers" they made... and yet, people lap this shite up like its manna from heaven, and treat these f ucking front wheelers like they're geniuses.... How did these c unts escape the final solution? that's what I want to know. This has been a film review by Shortfuse, hope it helps you retain a part of your life that you would otherwise of wasted.