What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
They're both for stiffs; but ones for coming, ones for going.

What did Sadam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both had Kurds in their way.

How do the Egyptians separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.

Why are they called Sunshine Variety buses, when all the kids look the same?

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