Codger to Marry Embryo

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  1. Hefner to wed 24-year-old Playmate | News

    Ol' Hef is hooking up with a bit of fluff that wasn't even a gleam in the postman's eye, when he was already up to his armpits in other girls' jiggly bits.

    I can see what the old letch wants out of this relationship - hot sex with a booby bimbo until he dies. But what does she get out of it? - oh, wait.. one night of almost hot sex and he dies leaving her whatever millions he has left.

    lucky barstard.. no 24 year old looks at me like that, even if I could afford to give her a ring. Mostly they burst out laughing or run away screaming.
  2. What, he needs to marry one of them to get a bonk? I can see what's in it for her bank account, anyway ...
  3. Personally I think he's a lucky bastard, but then again that's just my sad opinion.

  4. She's following in the footsteps of a long line of bimbos. Anna Nicole Smith, Melania Trump. It'll end badly but, at Hef's age, I bet changing his colostomy bag is the nearest they get to a love life. Unless he's on a near lethal dose of Viagra.

    I wouldn't be surprised if he's doing this to pi$$ off his family. The wife will get everything when he croaks.
  5. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    He will do a bullet proof pre-nup, she will get a nice agreed lump, but thats it.
    The rest will go to a charity to ensure tits and arse pics of fit birds remain available to the masses for eternity, and maybe a 40 foot phalus monument inscribed with all his conquests names next to his breast shaped tomb.
  6. I think this says it all.

    It made me laugh.... and yes I would:

    YouTube - Debbie McGee on Mrs Merton
  7. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    I think this picture should become the permanent reference for, "smug grin".
  8. You need to have that strongest of all aphrodisiacs..................LOADSA WONGA!!!!!!!!!!! :)
  9. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    He did an interview a couple of years ago when he was still banging these three


    and said that he owes so much to viagra, and that it had re-invigorated his sex life as an octagenarian. He doesn't care what people think about his cradle snatching. Anyone of us would give an arm, a leg AND a testical to be in his situation at the same age!
  10. I think it was Mrs Merton who said of Debbie McGee (wife of Paul Daniels)"I wonder which part of his multi million pound fortune she is in love with"..........or something like that.
  11. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    Quick poll - who, really, is just jealous...?

    Hands up...

    I have both of mine aloft.
  12. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Power & Money are indeed. But since I have neither, faux sincerity and charm will suffice.
  13. Fuck me of course I'm jealous I'd love to trade mine in for a newer model and she's a damm good looking woman

    but I think this says it all really.....

  14. What do you mean 'At his age'? Now would be just fine. I have had a vasectomy, I can learn to ski with one leg and as long as I get to choose which arm we could have a deal.