Hefner to wed 24-year-old Playmate | Sympatico.ca News Ol' Hef is hooking up with a bit of fluff that wasn't even a gleam in the postman's eye, when he was already up to his armpits in other girls' jiggly bits. I can see what the old letch wants out of this relationship - hot sex with a booby bimbo until he dies. But what does she get out of it? - oh, wait.. one night of almost hot sex and he dies leaving her whatever millions he has left. lucky barstard.. no 24 year old looks at me like that, even if I could afford to give her a ring. Mostly they burst out laughing or run away screaming.