I've just spent the last 2 hrs drinking a mix of sherry, whiskey and peach juice, seems ok so far.....what is the ultimate cocktail ?
Went into a pub in Sunderland (before it was turned into a toilet) and asked for a pint of Vaux, but pronounced it "Veau" as you would, unless you were totally ignorant. The abuse I got was horrific: "Away man, you mean vaaaarrrxxx, ya coont".Went into a pub in Rhyl and asked for a lager and lime, barman said "fuck off- we don't do cocktails!"
Who cares about the drinks, tell us about the norks (with pics please)I spent a very expensive night in London many years ago, consuming many, many stupidly named drinks in the company of a short, round RAF woman (with terrific norks).
There was nothing gay about the experience at all.
My bank manager may have cried though
Not true. I've been propositioned by homosexuals whilst drinking a variety of things, including but not limited to Strongbow, Stella, London Pride, Bacardi Breezer melon flavour, and other such manly drinks.Cocktails are a very expensive way to get a headache, drink Strongbow it's full of antioxidants and cures cancer, oh and you won't look like a homosexual.