Cocktails are for gays...or are they ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, May 3, 2012.

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  1. I've just spent the last 2 hrs drinking a mix of sherry, whiskey and peach juice, seems ok so far.....what is the ultimate cocktail ?
  2. 007 seemed to be hetro, if you think you may be gay then you probably are.
  3. Went into a pub in Rhyl and asked for a lager and lime, barman said "fuck off- we don't do cocktails!"
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  4. Cocktails are a very expensive way to get a headache, drink Strongbow it's full of antioxidants and cures cancer, oh and you won't look like a homosexual.
  5. I think you've disproved the last part of that post.

    (what was snuggles drinking anyway)
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  6. And Jarrod knows! I like Mojitos though. Maybe need to think hard about my answers if I ever go for DV clearance.
  7. Lee Bowyers, the drinking man's cocktail.
  8. He had half a shandy. There was not a chance we were letting him near the Cheeky V's.
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  9. Went into a pub in Sunderland (before it was turned into a toilet) and asked for a pint of Vaux, but pronounced it "Veau" as you would, unless you were totally ignorant. The abuse I got was horrific: "Away man, you mean vaaaarrrxxx, ya coont".

    Nothing 'gay' about cocktails. Ask Ernest Hemmingway, who always had a peach Bellini before going off to kill wild animals or masturbating as he watched a Spaniard in tights thrust a pointy stick into a cornered bull.
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    00 not so raging hetro
  11. Some of my best night's drinking have been on Mojitos and Long Island Iced Teas.

    I could twitter on about purity of alcohol, but all I know is that no matter how drunk I got, I never seemed to have the hangover or generally jaded feeling that came with more than a few pints of beer or bottles of red wine.
  12. Long island iced tea it sounds so harmless :) It isn't.
  13. I'm in the Mojito camp (or not so camp!!). Excellent in hot weather.
  14. I spent a very expensive night in London many years ago, consuming many, many stupidly named drinks in the company of a short, round RAF woman (with terrific norks).
    There was nothing gay about the experience at all.

    My bank manager may have cried though
  15. An Engineer: One of everything behind the bar, in a bucket. Whatever goes in, you drink.
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