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Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by bluearmy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man walks into a hotel lift and accidently bumps into a womans breast with his elbow. I'm so sorry he says, but if your heart is as soft as your breast then I know you'll forgive me.

    She replies, Well if your cock is as hard as your elbow my room is 221