Cock Rings Pros, Cons and you personal stories

#1
I, for one, like them. I used to keep one in my night table drawer, but ran out of excuses when faced with questions by the offspring. Can't find it since but would not be surprised if it surfaced around the neighbours cat's neck one day...
 
#2
Check if one of your kids is using it as a signet ring.
 
#4
Is this Pro, Con or just your experience?
 
#7
I hate them personally, I don't have a huge dong but when I used one it felt like my nearest and dearest was being strangled to death.

Better to use her ring tbh.

DC
 
#10
You only really need one if you can't keep it up. Anal sex takes a bit of work to stretch them out and makes for a slippery experience so they're quite useful if it's taking a bit of time and / or you don't fancy them that much. The pins and needles feeling in your old fella isn't very pleasent either.
 

jarrod248

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#11
You only really need one if you can't keep it up. Anal sex takes a bit of work to stretch them out and makes for a slippery experience so they're quite useful if it's taking a bit of time and / or you don't fancy them that much. The pins and needles feeling in your old fella isn't very pleasent either.
Don't stick pins and needles in it then you dizzy old queen.
 
#13
You only really need one if you can't keep it up. Anal sex takes a bit of work to stretch them out and makes for a slippery experience so they're quite useful if it's taking a bit of time and / or you don't fancy them that much. The pins and needles feeling in your old fella isn't very pleasent either.
Maybe you should try putting it round your cock instead of stuffing it up your bum?

DC
 
#14
Is this basically a rubber band you use in conjuction with a cock pump if you are not as well endowed as me?
 
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Tinman74

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#15
Is this basically a rubber band you use in conjuction with a cock pump if you are not as well endowed as me?
Well my earlier thoughts were of the blood sport, but if you include a dyson and a cable tie maybe, just maybe you will be slightly stiff!?
 
#18
I strongly recommend an Oxballs Cock Sling, when used with a little yellow pill it's even better - for me and for her!
 
#19
not me, but a fellow VM who was careful with his readies and resourceful to boot. No shelling out for fancy-dan stainless steel sex toys for him, oh no.
Not when there are perfectly good Land Rover wheel bearings available at no cost from the LAD.
His fiance at that time (later to become his wife) was an adventerous lass and agreed to his kinky and amusing suggestion to pop said wheel bearing onto his hampton
So what if he couldn't get it off again when he was aroused? Nothing a trip to casualty couldn't sort out, was it?
It was upon his arrival at casuality that he realised his fiance's mum was an A&E nurse
 
#20
not me, but a fellow VM who was careful with his readies and resourceful to boot. No shelling out for fancy-dan stainless steel sex toys for him, oh no.
Not when there are perfectly good Land Rover wheel bearings available at no cost from the LAD.
His fiance at that time (later to become his wife) was an adventerous lass and agreed to his kinky and amusing suggestion to pop said wheel bearing onto his hampton
So what if he couldn't get it off again when he was aroused? Nothing a trip to casualty couldn't sort out, was it?
It was upon his arrival at casuality that he realised his fiance's mum was an A&E nurse
Priceless!
 

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