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Coach trip

The Labour cabinet went off on a coach trip to Sandringham. While driving in the narrow lanes of Norfolk, the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local Bobby came lolloping along, saw the crashed bus and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone. He told him he had buried them.

The police officer said, "Cor blarst me! Were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer, "It's loike this bor, some of 'em said they weren't but yew know what lying bastards politicians are."

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