Cnut trimmer

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by Hols4Heroes, Mar 9, 2010.

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  1. Hols4Heroes

    Hols4Heroes War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Brand new unused lady garden and back trimmer for trouts.

    If your mum is hairy, treat her to a trimmed beaver for mothers day.


    Auction ends on thursday in case someone is getting it for their hairy arsed mum / bird / daughter / mistress or treating themselves to a scrotal trim.


    Auction ends Thursday @ 19:30
  2. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    :desertsoldier: Where did you dig that up from then ha ha :desertsoldier:
  3. I'd bid, but it's unused............prefer mine with evidence of minge embedded in the clippers.
  4. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    I've got three, want some trapped testicle residue in one? :D
  5. An epilator works by trapping the individual hairs, and then pulling them out. On the basis that when I pull a hair out of my arse it makes my eyes water, I cannot imagine how much fun it must be to have that pain repeated over and over whilst contorting to make sure it reaches right into my ring.
  6. No worries mate, fixed it for you.
  7. cheers :D
  8. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  9. What does the "comfort spray" smell like??
  10. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Am I still winning?


    The cat is fcuking getting it.
  11. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    OMG !! 8O

    Can anyone save this poor cat, please ? [​IMG]
  12. Thing is this is the before photo

  13. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    As you can see ... do NOT hold the cat by the ears. The result is HORRIFYING. 8O
  14. Looks like it's too fcuking late! 8O
  15. "For All Over Body smoothness that makes you feel beautiful"

    Top b0llocks. It feels as if you've dived in a pool full of gasoline whilst smoking. They should advertise pictures of the direct results. Bleeding pimples and rash all over the place that make you feel unattractive and unwanted. May be PG can post a few pictures of his own to demonstrate the end result.

    A fiver in the pot for keeping that torture thing far away from people.