"Cmong!"

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by puzzledgrunt, Sep 12, 2007.

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  1. Surely I can't be the only one whose knuckles itch When Lleyton "Gay Name" Hewitt does that? :evil:
     
  2. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    How is life on planet fuckwit?
     
  3. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    When you left Planet Pantyliner were they still feeding retards?

    Were your sister and your Mum the same person?

    Do you shave your head and hide in a tree with a banjo on the offchance of meeting Burt Reynolds?
     
  4. And to continue the theme....

    Did Daddy touch you where you wee from?
     
  5. Did your father p1ss in your mother?
     
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    What does your sister taste like?
     
  7. She tasted quite nice actually - well, my labrador thought so :wink:
     
  8. Has Mummy stopped breast-feeding? :D
     
  9. She has and now she is breastfeeding me. :eek:
     
  10. Rather better than life on planet narrowpointylimpd!ck, I suspect :D
     
  11. Either rotting flesh or formaldehyde-I don't know :cry: